Story time! When I was in middle school, we spent a day drawing ourselves. This girl gave me $10 (a lot in middle school currency), to draw her. Well, I gladly accepted. And I hated her guts, so I drew the ugliest portrait I could.

She loved it.

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meeversdesu:

watchtheskytonight:

letmelarryyou:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

I only reblogged this for the bing dress

I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER

The paper bag princess….

OH LORD I’M DYING

IT GOT BETTER.

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

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signsoflove:

いろいろ詰め by masuo

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

liamdryden:

itsvondell:

otterwatt:

rats808:

a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE

ohh my god

jesus CHRIST I was expecting like a snake sneaking under the door or something !!!

hello-lagaan:

pufferfishswag:

fairyoddfandom:

We all know one person who is the ‘Aquaman’ of the group.

yeah every group needs a king

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rhamphotheca:

Not all sharks are big & scary.

The lesser spotted catshark or dogfish, Scyliorhinus canicula, is the most common catshark in coastal waters of Europe. It is found in the northeast and eastern central Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea and off the coast of western Africa. This is a small shallow-water shark. When the baby sharks hatch from their eggs, they are 7-11 cm long. Adults can grow up to 1 m long, but most are only about half that size.

More about this shark: Encyclopedia of Life

Image: T - Biopix; B -  Karl Van Ginderdeuren via World Register of Marine Species